What I mean by BAD dates?

Okay, I had some dates before and I came down to a list of things that really turn me off!

1. Mr. Bad Engrish
I do not have grammar perfect English, neither do I have the most flowerish type of vocabulary, but seriously, if after our failed attempts to converse in proper English, and I've made the effort to speak with you back in Mandarin (not getting my subtle hint) and yet if you still insist to speak in your broken engrish, it's really not a sexy thing to do. We can speak in Mandarin or Hokkien or Malay, I much prefer it to your bad broken engrish! I mean, don't push it, stay true to yourself, speak only in languages you are comfortable with. You are not impressing anyone by doing otherwise!

2. Mr. Know it all & Mr. Hard to impress!
Have u ever talked to someone, who ends your sentences each time saying "of course la", "ya, abuthen?", "Aiyah, that also you don't know ah?", "And oh, your are a doctor ah? My friend's uncle's 2nd wife's son also a doctor" too? Okay, you may act like you know a lot of stuff but then maybe it's just the way you talk, it's arrogant! Thought you've seen the world? Er, and unless you are Mr. Google, you don't know everything, no!

3. Mr. Foul Smelling
No, no. Please have some courtesy to use deodarant or perfume if you know you smell bad. I make an effort to brush my teeth each time before I go out for a date, who knows if you're getting a kiss at the end of the date, right? And if you have bad breath, oh god, no please, no, it's a real turn-off.... besides, I really dislike the smell of smoke and alcohol too!

4. Mr. Sissy
I have nothing against sissies but they're just not sexy to me. It's really not my cup and yes I am sure you have your audiences, but it's just not me. And if I really wanted sissies, I would just go out and date a real girl.

Dress simple yet classy like Mr. Ryan Philipe!

5. Mr. Badly dress & Mr. Overly dress
You do realize we're not in the north pole right? What's with the parka in out hot summer weather? Or that dangling scarf around your neck? There's a thin line between being fashionable and just being silly! Also, those japanese slippers with short pants and singlet combos are a no no. We're not going to the market right, uncle?
I honestly just feel that if you have not spent more than 30 seconds thinking about how you'll dress outside, it just means you have not valued yourself enough. And if you can't appreciate or value yourself enough, how are you going to value others?

6. Mr. I-am-extremely-happy-with-my-fat-self
PUHLUZZZZZ... okay, I know having genetically fat genes or an incurable medical condition makes you who you are and you can't help it, rite? I am not buying that! I have nothing against you really, just that I am less attracted to you, that's all. Its not like I'm asking for a hot model body, but at least you should show some effort to improve yourself physically, everyone should try to better themselves.

7. Mr. Show off
Yes, you are making gazzillions of dollars and you drive a jet to work! Okay, I can't honestly say I am not interested but... there's a cut-off line to being a real turn off! I am a Mr. Show off myself (or so I was told), so I guess two positives repel each other right? I just feel that being modest is extremely sexy and people are more impressed to find out these things about you slowly rather than you just throw everything on the table for them!

8. Mr. Low IQ
Please don't ever, I repeat, ever, ask me if I had ever molested or felt high examining my naked patient! It just goes to show how low your IQ can be. I am a professional & if you think I spent 5 years struggling in medical school just to get some sexual gratification looking at naked old sick and helpless patients, you are just plain shallow! I really don't judge you by your work, your home background, how much money you bring home, but it's just the way you talk to me. And it's not like I ask you about your opinion regarding the 2nd World War or ask you to answer my algebra questions. I just need a decent chat, that's all!

Unless you are Keanu Reeves, don't be Grandeur!

9. Mr. I Am SO HandSoMe & Mr. I Am ToO SeXy FoR mYselF!
Okay, I cannot stand grandeurism, the 'I am too good for you' attitude. So if you feel you are too good for me, or you are in a totally different class than me, I am fine with that, no point in wasting each other's time, go on and have sex with your right hand.... or left... right feet... whatever!

10. Mr. Cheapo
Dating nowadays is cheaper with Whatsapp, Facebook etc! You can also use Viber, so when we actually go out for real dates, please don't be cheap! Its such a turn off when we just order "ice water" or "sky juice" on a date, or let me pay each time we go out together, and act like it's fair because I make more money that you. Hello? If someone makes more money than you it doesn't mean they owe you money for LIFE! & it's not like I'm the type of person who actually goes around throwing my money on the street, but if you want to impress someone, the last thing to do is to act cheap on a date.