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Aussielicious swimwear |
I am having a condition called
underwearism. The people affected by this
disease display symptoms such as spending hours browsing at underwear
sections of department stores finding for the exact color and pattern
of undies, they do not mind paying for branded underwears which often
cost more than the price of their haircuts or have their underwear
shipped from overseas because their god damn country does not sell them!
On an average day, they will spend more time choosing the underwear than their top
they're wearing, even no ones going to sees it. And
If they ever decide to wear a low waist pants or a tiny body hug tee, they
will choose underwears with very striking and notable waist bands, hoping
that someone will be caring enough to catch a glimpse of their proud
collections. This group of people has a collection of underwears enough
to last for at least two months without recycling any pair. Some of
them may follow major underwear brands on their twitter list or
facebook accounts and worship them as god. On the worst spectrum, they
may display rage when their favorite piece of underwear got
unremovable stains, got chewed by neighbors dog or the undies got holes
from wear and tear.
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CIN2 ad. |
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| I will admit that I have all these symptoms and more. My collections are
at least 50-60 pairs strong and growing, more than 1/3rd still in their
mint box unopened. If I ever travel overseas, I'll try my best to get
those brands not available locally. My favorites has to be from Aussiebums, Private Atructures, Calvin Klein, CIN2 and skin wears.
Others found in my collections include John Henry, jockeys and some Renomas.
Usually, I'll go for the more bright colors, low waist briefs with
striking waistbands and I like those made of cotton, microfiber and
modal - extremely soft and comfortable. And swimwear hands down, only
aussiebums. I always have found simple white brief too be the most
attractive.
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Calvin Klein ad. |
My least favourite would be boxers! absolutely hate em! I also dislike
g-string or thongs as well as fishnets.. urgh! Fishnets are so
uncomfortable unless you have ur stuff all shaved and shiny. But its all up to your personal preferences.
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Private structures - Malaysian brand |
What about you? what are your favourist and least favourite.
50 plus underwear hahah :) Certainly beats having one for every day of the week.
ReplyDeleteHuh only 7?
ReplyDeleteI cant survive.. lol
I too can't have enough!
ReplyDeleteso you youself are a victim as well :)
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